2005-12-06

"Hey, Tommy. What color is your spinner bait?"

-Anonymous ( A client of Eli's )

"Which one?"

-Tommy Herrera

"The yellow one."

-Anonymous ( A client of Eli's )

"(later, quietly to Eli and after much mirth) ...It's chartreuse."

-Tommy Herrera

2005-06-09

"The things toilets put up with...."

-Tommy Herrera