2020-08-19

"It’s not about the money, it’s about the greed!"

-Todd Ganey ( Altruism at its worst. )

2019-10-05

"No. Don’t be fair."

-Todd Ganey ( Advice to his son. )

2018-12-09

"It’s the only way to break the ice. Cream."

-Todd Ganey ( Only tells dad jokes these days. )

2014-12-13

"Can't suck that though!"

-Todd Ganey ( Smash bros smack talk )

2014-01-15

"I just can't...praise him...more..."

-Todd Ganey ( Appearing physically pained )

2013-07-06

"I thought it was fake. This is a Scifi!!!"

-Todd Ganey ( On the miracle of child birth )

2013-07-06

"You need toilet paper? You're going to the hospital!! "

-Todd Ganey ( Life is frugal at the Ganey household. )

2013-04-13

"That is how it worked in my family. I had two kids, they stole my nuts. "

-Todd Ganey ( On life )

2011-07-15

"The Bell Pepper lost me the sponge bath."

-Todd Ganey

2011-07-15

"Hi Honey. I'm home and I'm going upstairs. I will need help going upstairs and we're either sponge bathing or changing the sheets in the morning."

-Todd Ganey ( Preparing his homecoming speech to his wife after an unexpectedly strenuous bike ride )

2011-07-15

"Luckily the cows were not in any angry season they might have..."

-Todd Ganey ( On being trapped in a cow pasture with a mountain bike )

2011-07-09

"Boy, chipmunks don't know when they've got a good thing. "

-Todd Ganey

2011-06-11

"That's what the dick bar is!!"

-Todd Ganey ( No it isn't )

2011-06-11

"I've never undergrounded."

-Todd Ganey ( On life's regrets )

2010-03-13

"They probably have a professional pit."

-Todd Ganey

2009-12-12

"Henry was a very easy birth. Look at that tiny head!"

-Mike Sheppard

"Yeah, I'd be willing to pass that too!"

-Todd Ganey

2007-12-11

"Strip yourself down to naked, and then spread yourself for the world!"

-Todd Ganey ( on firewalls, metaphorically speaking )

2007-09-21

"They learned it from cats."

-Todd Ganey ( on certain people who hide dead bodies in mattresses )

2007-09-21

"If you don't fill this mouth with something, I will!"

-Todd Ganey ( at Dinner )

2007-08-18

"I will not rock you."

-Todd Ganey ( proving he was never a band member of 'Queen )

2007-08-18

"I really enjoyed jumping around and turning into a fairy."

-Todd Ganey

2007-06-30

"Their love will last a lifetime, and so will the chairs."

-Todd Ganey

2007-06-20

"Wow! You can fork the bone!"

-Todd Ganey

2007-06-02

"You know what would be a cool sport? Football, but you have to hold a teaspoon of water."

-Todd Ganey

2007-06-02

"Nothin' like getting greased up!"

-Todd Ganey

2006-11-19

"It looked like wild flailing! How can you go wrong with that?"

-Todd Ganey ( on Wii boxing )

2006-10-14

"I'd love you but you're too big."

-Todd Ganey

2005-11-04

"That's the muffler talking."

-Todd Ganey

2005-09-10

"You dropped your hand!"

-Todd Ganey

"You touched my ball!"

-Mike Sheppard

2005-08-28

"I'm the human guitar!"

-Todd Ganey

2005-07-16

"That's how marriage works. Each person thinks they got the better end of the deal."

-Todd Ganey

2005-07-16

"I am going to need a lot of things before the children come."

-Todd Ganey

"Just have a baby shower."

-Mike Sheppard

"No, you don't understand. It's not for them."

-Todd Ganey