"What do you think this [the airport runway] would look like covered in chickens?"

-Teddy Sheppard ( Tough questions by Teddy )

"I don't want to go with you."

-Teddy Sheppard ( Not wanting to take along his little sister )

"Well, I want to go with me."

-Lucy Sheppard ( Who can argue with that? )

"Mom, what do you want for Christmas?"

-Teddy Sheppard ( Never too early to start your planning. )

"She wants a sink in the laundry room!"

-Lucy Sheppard ( She’s not wrong. )

"We’re sending an ambulance and a health inspector."

-Teddy Sheppard ( That sounds like some serious food poisoning. )

"Worst Party Game : Pin the butt-crack on the human."

-Teddy Sheppard

"I’m fine as long as it doesn’t have a tooth in it."

-Teddy Sheppard ( About gum on the underside of tables. )

"That’s actually true."

-Teddy Sheppard ( In response to the song lyrics “There’s no need for greed or hunger” from John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ )

"I can talk with my teeth closed."

-Lucy Sheppard ( Mumbled from the back seat )

"No one cares."

-Teddy Sheppard ( Brotherly compassion )