"Only true friends can touch your donut."

-Shaya Noorassa ( Explaing donut touching etiquette. )

"Who's that dude?"

-Shaya Noorassa

"That's my wife!!!!"

-Joshua Hudson ( To be fair, she was wearing a hat )

"What's the difference between yak and goat? I mean they're all the same thing!"

-Shaya Noorassa

"I smelled it twice! It smelled so good."

-Shaya Noorassa ( Cake. Wonderful cake. )

"The only word that comes to mind is Traitor!"

-Shaya Noorassa ( Disappointment in Mr. Hudson. )

"Would you rather smell like a [sandwich] or Playdoh?"

-Mike Sheppard

"Playdoh! I don't want to smell like salami."

-Shaya Noorassa