"I've seen aunt Danica make inappropriate gestures."

-Scotty Boe

"I never make whatever gestures I make in front of you."

-Danica Boe

"There's a box of sparklers left.....Wanna go Dance?"

-Scotty Boe ( after launching fireworks )

"I feel like snack food, not food food."

-Colby Robinson

"That's the point of the pancake on a stick!"

-Scotty Boe

"Never scare a guy on top of a giant hand."

-Scotty Boe

"My life just flashed before my eye I almost lost."

-Scotty Boe ( while standing around a flailing fisherman )