"How weird would it be to live right above your poop?"
-Scott Hamilton
"You can smoke in Vegas?"
-Scott Hamilton ( Excitedly )
"What show is that?"
-Scott Hamilton ( During a 3G streaming video demo )
"The Devil Wears Prada!!"
-Mike Sheppard
"The demo became less cool Mike. "
-Scott Hamilton
"That makes Birgitta right. She's right a lot."
-Scott Hamilton ( expressing frustration )
"How long do I have, to say "Good Night", before I have to re-kiss you?"
-Scott Hamilton ( after step 1 of the good night ritual )
"The more I don't go to the bathroom, the more I have too."
-Scott Hamilton
"Death is not funny. Near death is funny."
-Scott Hamilton
"That's kissing me."
-Scott Hamilton ( informing Chad of the inadvertent result of a seemingly inocuous act )
"Why do you want to run IE in FireFox. That's like trying to use a hammer for everything!"
-Phong Hong ( defending his browser dependant code )
"No. Think of it like NOT using a table saw that randomly flings blades at your neck."
-Scott Hamilton
"Is your mind blown??"
-Eli Rieck
"Yeah, and I didn't even have to put my clothes back on!"
-Scott Hamilton
"Not many people can do this."
-Eli Rieck
"That's why we wear underwear, Eli."
-Scott Hamilton
"Do I have time to strip down to my underwear before Danica gets here?"
-Scott Hamilton
"You need a car. You need a job.... You don't need another RPG."
-Scott Hamilton
"It's not the form that makes you look good, it's the ass kicking."
-Scott Hamilton ( after Eli demonstrated some femmie martial arts moves )
"There's nothing monsters fear more than men sitting around drinking tea."
-Scott Hamilton
"What if our farts were luminescent under black light?"
-Scott Hamilton
"That...would be...awesome!"
-Mike Rieck
"What if our farts were luminescent under black light?"
-Scott Hamilton
"That...would be...awesome!"
-Mike Rieck
"Open up a can of Whoopass, Nathan!"
-Scott Hamilton ( nathan was the last man standing on his team against 3 agressors )
"I'm too scared!!!"
-Nathan Goff ( he then used his canopener to devastating effect )
"Are you ready to lay the smackdown upon my heresy?"
-Scott Hamilton ( in anticipation of teaching Romans Ch. 1, having crammed the night before )
"Are you ready to lay the smackdown upon my heresy?"
-Scott Hamilton ( in anticipation of teaching Romans Ch. 1, having crammed the night before )
"Mike, I'm glad you're better looking than me and Eli."
-Scott Hamilton ( after Mike got hit on for the second time by an unlikely suitress )
"Bump."
-Eli Rieck ( who then fist bumps Scott )
"Well, I can't keep myself from winning now."
-Scott Hamilton
"What's the Hebrew word for 'streaking'?"
-Scott Hamilton
"Isaiah!"
-Missy Goff ( after a discussion outlining Isaiah's call to nudity )
"Hey! Where's my furniture guy?"
-Scott Hamilton ( coordinating a vacuuming strategy )
"Nursing my nipple!"
-Mike Rieck ( doing the opposite of what anyone else can do )
"I think this thing could beat me at chess."
-Scott Hamilton ( working on one of those metal puzzle things at dentist offices )
"Actually, I suck at figuring out chords. Let me demonstrate."
-Scott Hamilton
"Sometimes it's good to be lonely."
-Mike Rieck ( with a hint of melancholy )
"Like when you poop your pants."
-Scott Hamilton ( bringing perspective )
"Next time we do pee stories, you go last."
-Scott Hamilton ( to Eli )
"Man, that was crazy! I had to get my calculator out."
-Scott Hamilton
"My sneakers scream like a banshee."
-Scott Hamilton
"Why would God create an ass-gland like that?"
-Scott Hamilton
"If the lizard looks like he's doing something fun, I'll take it."
-Scott Hamilton ( on Sobe )
"Oh yeah? Well Jesus died for my sins... even the one I'm about to do to your face."
-Scott Hamilton
"If you're going to be an idiot, do it correctly."
-Scott Hamilton ( to Bryan )
"If a bear kisses me, I'm gonna be pissed."
-Scott Hamilton
"Could you just slap me constantly?"
-Scott Hamilton ( during a buggy part of the hike )
"The thing about backwards underwear is it rides a little differently."
-Scott Hamilton ( during the hike )
"I'd say I'd like to see, but I don't think I do."
-Jeannie McDougall
"Things are getting better. If only my underwear wasn't on backwards."
-Scott Hamilton
"I've got a special treat for everyone hiking behind me!"
-Scott Hamilton ( while applying deodorant )
"Mmmm. Bubble gum burps."
-Scott Hamilton ( while hiking )
"..and caviar dreams."
-Eli Rieck
"It may wick away water, but not the stink."
-Scott Hamilton ( on polyester during the hike )
"Don't touch it! That's a Peruvian Death Slug!"
-Scott Hamilton ( on the hike )
"I never thought I'd grow up to be a tent pole."
-Scott Hamilton ( on the hike )
"I'm seeing some green, but I think it's my retina burning."
-Scott Hamilton ( watching Eli's homemade smoke bombs )
"I left my sunglasses in your freezer."
-Scott Hamilton
"This sock is amazing. I haven't had a sock this soft in a while."
-Chad Rieck
"I'm gonna go away now."
-Scott Hamilton
"Is that cement block floating?"
-Scott Hamilton
"Let me find my... something. Yeah I got it."
-Scott Hamilton ( clenching his right buttock )
"Yep, your butt's still there."
-Eli Rieck ( turned out it was his wallet )
"Screw real life! I want a wii job!"
-Scott Hamilton
"It's probably not illegal."
-Eli Rieck
"Alright.... Let's leave."
-Scott Hamilton
"I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. Who am I kidding? I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing."
-Scott Hamilton
"I like the fact that he has calculus, higher math, electricity and magnetism [on his resume.] We need more people like that."
-Scott Hamilton ( discussing a potential intern )
"I just think we need more people with magnetism."
-Leigh Woody ( with glee )
"I've got a nice, thin layer of Man on me. I think I'll leave it on there."
-Scott Hamilton ( after a sunny, hot bike ride )
"Jeez, once you start launching nukes, everyone does it!"
-Scott Hamilton ( out of the blue )
"The HAZMAT speedo."
-Scott Hamilton ( protects what it needs to )
"The true definition of a weed is something that you don't want."
-Scott Hamilton ( on gardening )
"Or something you smoke."
-Evangeline Rand ( not a gardener )
"I think I'm going to test having a relationship in general."
-Scott Hamilton ( while speaking to a customer )
"Look at the little fairy princesses! Too bad they don't come in all pink."
-Scott Hamilton
"My password is bigger than your password."
-Scott Hamilton
"Uh, you can go ahead and keep that satisfaction, Scott."
-Bryan Wilhelm
"Maybe I need to be more careful."
-Eli Rieck
"That's what I'm saying. You have to be wary of dart pygmies."
-Scott Hamilton ( the final summation to a well made point )
"Where's your..."
-Eli Rieck
"My wonder bra? I mean, wonder bar."
-Scott Hamilton
"Big difference Scott."
-Danica Boe
"I'm all about fake cheese."
-Crystal Warren
"Really."
-Scott Hamilton
"Not really. I just felt like saying that."
-Crystal Warren ( discussing Keebler products )
"There's nothing worse than a nervous toilet salesman."
-Scott Hamilton
"Let's do anonymous brown paper bag transfers around town."
-Scott Hamilton
"I almost lost my tea."
-Danica Boe ( when she laughed with tea in her mouth )
"You have false teeth?"
-Scott Hamilton
"Uhh... Forte just attacked that mouse like Screwey."
-Scott Hamilton
"Does that concern you?"
-Eli Rieck
"Yeah. It might be a disease."
-Scott Hamilton
"I don't mind [baby] juju as long as I don't have to touch it."
-Scott Hamilton
"Darn onions. Onions and Kryptonite!"
-Scott Hamilton ( regarding the Tag Team effect chopping onions forced on Scott and Eli )
"Are the animals lost?"
-Scott Hamilton
"Well, they're not saved. There was no Jesus donkey."
-Eli Rieck
"[Censored Quote]"
-Mike Sheppard
"[Censored Quote]"
-Scott Hamilton
"Christians aren't supposed to say 'ass.'"
-Eli Rieck
"I only chose you because your head was gone."
-Scott Hamilton
"My theory is that because it doesn't have a wang it might be a girl."
-Scott Hamilton
"World to Nathan!"
-Scott Hamilton
"...what's that?"
-Nathan Goff ( distracted by something shiny )
"Eli, guys can't have babies. We can only have aliens."
-Scott Hamilton
"OOH! There's a banana in my freezer!"
-Mike Rieck
"Well, the depression's over."
-Scott Hamilton
"How many layers can you put on a loaded question?"
-Scott Hamilton
"I'll have to ask my ex."
-Eli Rieck
"21 and over!"
-Scott Hamilton ( denying root beer to TJ and Caitlin Roth )
"Play it! The Spice Girls are Awesome!"
-Scott Hamilton
"Quote it!"
-Eli Rieck
"Aw crap...."
-Scott Hamilton
"My cats are fighting in the sunshine."
-Scott Hamilton
"Art is only truly art if it never gets done."
-Scott Hamilton
"There is no racist magnetic poetry."
-Eli Rieck
"You might have a sales opportunity down south."
-Scott Hamilton
"Did that go down your pants?"
-Scott Hamilton
"Did it go down my pants?"
-Nathan Goff ( looking for a missing marshmallow )
"I brought something and I want you guys to try it and it's really gross."
-Audrey Strand ( cousin of Eli Rieck )
"Enough said. We'll do it."
-Scott Hamilton ( spokesman for the reluctant )
"Prepare to die, fool."
-Scott Hamilton
"Oh sweet! I'm gonna die!"
-Tim Armfield
"That's the most crap I've ever had in my pants."
-Scott Hamilton
"There is something wrong with this finger hole!"
-Scott Hamilton
"Todd needs a life."
-Scott Hamilton
"If you stood in Eli's room you'd be asking [where'd you get that?] all day long."
-Scott Hamilton
"Hey, it's only 9:15. Who wants to buy a sawzall?"
-Scott Hamilton
"Random is as random does."
-Scott Hamilton ( refusing to shuffle a deck of cards further )
"Random is as random does."
-Scott Hamilton ( refusing to shuffle a deck of cards further )