2010-12-28
"If you girls don't stop making noise, I'm going to come in there and spank you. And Ari will bite you."
-Rabbi Michael Elk ( Letting the girls know the consequences of not sleeping at bedtime. )
2006-03-16
"If she wants to jump on me at a party, I don't care."
-Rabbi Michael Elk ( about Amanda Elk )
2006-02-11
"Chug... chug... chug... chug!"
-Rabbi Michael Elk
2005-09-21
"I'm gonna be pimpin', yo!"
-Rabbi Michael Elk
2005-09-21
"Having a tube up your schlong isn't having a good time."
-Rabbi Michael Elk
2005-07-23
"I met two Abrahams, and they knew each other."
-Amanda Core
"Did they talk poorly of each other?"
-Rabbi Michael Elk