"How sad, a life lost over a head of hair."

-Orvil Boe ( discussing a recent school shooting in which the shooter had crazy hair thinking perhaps this was the cause of the shooting )

"How sad, a life lost over a head of hair."

-Orvil Boe ( discussing a recent school shooting in which the shooter had crazy hair thinking perhaps this was the cause of the shooting )

"I bet there's something you're beginning to wonder Danica, why I never have any underpants for you to launder. Well there's one reason, I don't wear any."

-Orvil Boe ( Danica's 90 year old great uncle giving her too much information. )