"Every time it looks like this book is going to end it just keeps going."

-Gabe Hudson ( While reading the Never Ending Story )

"Yeah.. it's like it's never ending or something.."

-Olivia Hudson

"Damn wives. That's why I never took one myself. "

-Olivia Hudson

"Mom, are bowling balls marbles?"

-Gabe Hudson

"Bowling balls are the evolved form of marbles, buddy."

-Olivia Hudson ( Pokemon Logic )

"Buddy! It's time to take a shower!"

-Olivia Hudson ( To her oldest.. )

"But I took a shower LAST year!"

-Gabe Hudson ( Proving his Mom's point. )

"Clearly you don't know how to handle yourself. This is why you got married."

-Olivia Hudson ( Husband needs a firm hand )

"You do know that you can't solve all marital arguments by plying your wife with rum right?"

-Olivia Hudson ( It was worth a try.. )

"Oh, mom, you can just go look at your phone for a minute."

-Gabe Hudson

"So what you're saying is that you want me to look away long enough for you to do something naughty?"

-Olivia Hudson

". . . Yeah?"

-Gabe Hudson ( We will have to keep an eye on that one.. )

"A squished baby is of no use to anybody. "

-Olivia Hudson ( True )

"Well he has inherited Josh's ability to take anything and turn it into a toy."

-Olivia Hudson ( Explaining her son's behavior )

"That's why I got married!"

-Joshua Hudson ( The truth.. )

"Cherries? I love Cherries! They are sweet and fuzzy!"

-Gabe Hudson ( Breakfast Request )

"Do you mean peaches?"

-Olivia Hudson

"Yep!"

-Gabe Hudson

"I am pregnant! I'm not a hobo. Open the damn bathroom door!"

-Olivia Hudson ( Restrooms at Uwajimaya are for paying customers only )

"I can't tell the difference between a 60 watt light bulb and a 40 watt."

-Olivia Hudson ( Commenting on light bulb light output )

"About 20 watts?"

-Joshua Hudson ( Trying to be helpful.. )

"If you are wondering why there is a $50 dollar charge on your card to the local feed store.. no I did not buy a goat."

-Olivia Hudson ( I had to check... )

"Go big or go home, that's what they always say.."

-Joshua Hudson

"Ya, if you are in Wisconsin looking for a wife!"

-Olivia Hudson

"Mama, what you doing?"

-Gabe Hudson ( Little minds want to know )

"I'm going to the garage to get a bag of dinner!"

-Olivia Hudson

"I'm not in the mood to hear whistling!"

-Olivia Hudson

"Maybe you should try whistling!"

-Joshua Hudson ( It may help cheer her up! )

"My bike is my baby, well until I actually had my baby.."

-Olivia Hudson ( Enjoying riding her bike again )

"It's like playing Scrabble with perverts!"

-Olivia Hudson ( Some conversations are best left alone )

"Good news, your son slept until 6:30! Bad news, he is now running around scolding his own hand because 'it's been bad'."

-Olivia Hudson ( He's two, and it probably was bad. )

"I need to go pick my pumpkins"

-Joshua Hudson ( Playing We Rule )

"If you tell me that one more time, i'm going to pick your pumpkins for you!"

-Olivia Hudson ( Josh picked his pumpkins a lot this weekend )

"We've got enough [Games] now to last through a nuclear fallout! The cockroaches will love us!"

-Olivia Hudson ( Husband bought one game to many on ebay. )

"I just said I was the pepsi clear of evil!"

-Olivia Hudson ( on the differences between her and her husband )

"Do football players quack?"

-Olivia Hudson ( commenting on the quacking noise heard somewhere in the room )