"What's the Hebrew word for 'streaking'?"

-Scott Hamilton

"Isaiah!"

-Missy Goff ( after a discussion outlining Isaiah's call to nudity )

"Every man's nards is your nards."

-Nathan Goff ( explaining sympathy to girls )

"Man, them balls be broken!"

-Missy Goff ( a statement that happened later, but shows her understanding of the subject )

"Please don't make out with my friends."

-Missy Goff

"I don't make out with them, I just make them uncomfortable."

-Nathan Goff

"Who needs all that petty conversation when you can just neck?"

-Missy Goff

"I can't believe you shot Scott in the neck!"

-Missy Goff

"I was aiming for his face."

-Nathan Goff ( defending himself )

"...like epic poopies!"

-Missy Goff ( baby talk )

"That's the cleanest thing I've had stick to me all day."

-Missy Goff

"You're making the bachelors uncomfortable."

-Missy Goff ( when Nathan Goff said a little too much about married life )

"Jeannie's cute, walking away frantically stripping."

-Missy Goff

"I married a punching bag!"

-Missy Goff ( summing up her views on the benefits of marriage )

"It's ok, I was just out of earshot and all I caught was that it was inappropriate."

-Missy Goff ( after Nathan Goff and Eli Rieck apologize to her )

"Cheese is relative."

-Missy Goff