"I sneezed and it hurt my ovary."

-Leigh Woody

"It's poopalicious."

-Leigh Woody ( during a toilet conversation )

"I like the fact that he has calculus, higher math, electricity and magnetism [on his resume.] We need more people like that."

-Scott Hamilton ( discussing a potential intern )

"I just think we need more people with magnetism."

-Leigh Woody ( with glee )

"What I do is I keep getting it tighter to keep my eyes open."

-Leigh Woody ( discussing her hair bun )