"When you get into fourth grade it’s easier to be a loser."

-Laurie Sheppard ( Life lessons )

"I really like when Christmas Day falls on Christmas."

-Laurie Sheppard ( Easily pleased )

"Mike and Kristin want us to baby-sit next week so they can get some nookie Gorgonzola!"

-Laurie Sheppard ( She meant Gnocchi... )

"I do NOT want Nookie Gorgonzola!!!"

-Kristin Sheppard ( It does sound a bit dodgy... )

"Do you know what's interesting? These aren't all off the same chicken."

-Laurie Sheppard ( Indicating six different chicken breasts )

"It's not the dog, it's a Dr. Pepper!!"

-Laurie Sheppard ( a common mistake )

"Isn't it just a miracle how these kids are like...wow..."

-Laurie Sheppard ( huh? )

"Here Jew Cat!"

-Laurie Sheppard