"He’s got a book on getting even. I’LL READ IT."

-Larry Gruginski ( Threatening his staff. )

"There are certain risks I’m willing to take!"

-Larry Gruginski ( On replacing the tires on his wife’s car. )

"I don’t know what he does at night."

-Larry Gruginski ( Concerned for a former colleague. Probably safer not to know. )

"You’re a witness to it. I’m sprinkling!"

-Larry Gruginski ( On how to run a presentation. )

"We have to do the best we can with what we have."

-Larry Gruginski ( On his latest new hire. )

"They’re not good for you but they sure have a special flavor."

-Larry Gruginski ( On Hot Dogs )

"They’re gonna die. Don’t tell my wife that."

-Larry Gruginski ( On pet ownership. )

"I was living with my wife. There’s a quote."

-Larry Gruginski

"The guy who’ll eat a diseased goat."

-Larry Gruginski ( An oddly specific description of the type of person who takes optional training. )

"Y’ought not have said that. It’s too late now."

-Bill Reynolds

"I think it’s past the statute of limitations."

-Larry Gruginski

"He needs to get exposed to some pain!"

-Larry Gruginski ( On parenting )

"Well you might as well do it with alcohol on your breath!"

-Larry Gruginski ( If your going to do something, you best do it right. )