"You're undressing Darth Vader!"
-Kristin Soukkala
"I'm just lying here watching you twitch."
-Kristin Soukkala
"There were unwritten, unspoken, unthoughtof rules that you broke!"
-Kristin Soukkala
"What are we going to shave?"
-Kristin Soukkala
"Did you feel his pain?"
-Eli Rieck
"Yeah."
-Kristin Soukkala
"How did it feel?"
-Eli Rieck
"Fine."
-Kristin Soukkala
"I can torture you."
-Kristin Soukkala
"I know you can."
-Mike Sheppard
"I'm glad I'm here to keep you from eating crap."
-Kristin Soukkala ( to Mike Sheppard )
"Oh no! They're laxitives!"
-Kristin Soukkala
"You can only hate people you know. And Hitler."
-Kristin Soukkala
"Look at the pretty fish. They like being contained and well supervised."
-Kristin Soukkala ( giving Eli Rieck some material for talking to his clients )
"All you need is a sob story, and to fill out the right forms."
-Kristin Soukkala ( explaining how to get money from the government )
"That's where bearded ladies live."
-Kristin Soukkala ( talking about Lacey, Washington )
"Maybe they're sailors!"
-Kristin Soukkala
"...but it was warm and dry...."
-Mike Sheppard
"...and oh so frilly!"
-Kristin Soukkala ( completing a memory of Mike Sheppard's where he waited for a bus in a lingerie department to avoid a rainstorm )
"Mmmmm... I love carob."
-Kristin Soukkala
"I really want to say, "Take ye of my figs!""
-Kristin Soukkala ( explaining her enthusiasm about reading a Jewish text )
"How often do you drink meat?"
-Kristin Soukkala
"I'm on the team 'cause I'm pretty."
-Kristin Soukkala
"You can't kick small dogs! They don't know that they're little."
-Kristin Soukkala
"Tonight we're going to fight the devil!"
-Mike Sheppard ( confirming his plans to play Diablo II online later )
"You can fight the devil with prayer too."
-Kristin Soukkala
"It's easier to just point and click."
-Mike Sheppard
"White cats can't jump!"
-Kristin Soukkala ( remarking at the difference between Yuffie and Screwey's different styles of attack )
"We need the correct solution. Not the 'Eli' solution."
-Kristin Soukkala
"I'm sure after you sit on it enough, it will start to smell like butt and floor."
-Kristin Soukkala ( explaining her theories on exercise ball odor )
"I don't want to be a ninja!"
-Kristin Soukkala ( objecting to ninjahood because of the unattractive outfits )
"You're NOT using a soldering iron on me!"
-Kristin Soukkala ( to Mike Sheppard )
"I was trying to think of movies that feature incest and I couldn't think of any."
-Kristin Soukkala
"I've never seen a Jewish frog before. Are they kosher?"
-Kristin Soukkala
"There's no carnage. I'm leaving."
-Kristin Soukkala
"They need to go someplace cold. I want to see them freeze to death."
-Kristin Soukkala ( referring to the next season of Survivor )
"Hey, a girl should be allowed to keep the shoes."
-Kristin Soukkala ( while watching Cinderella )
"You're not exactly tinkerbell."
-Kristin Soukkala ( to Mike Sheppard )
"As much fun that would have, I would be... whatever. I'm on decongestants."
-Kristin Soukkala
"Gin is good."
-Kristin Soukkala
"This ivory necklace I'm wearing - it's my femur."
-Kristin Soukkala
"My mother didn't think I was pretty."
-Kristin Soukkala
"Eli will have a flaming bride."
-Kristin Soukkala
"I can't quote on demand!"
-Kristin Soukkala
"You didn't spit it on your weed?"
-Kristin Soukkala
"Having three eyes is not a skill. It is a deformity."
-Kristin Soukkala