"It's like the hot dogs of meat."

-Keith Frost ( talking about country fried steak... not hot dogs, oddly enough )

"Oh yeah. I forgot you're supposed to survive."

-Keith Frost ( while playing Halo3 )

"Oh yeah. I forgot you're supposed to survive."

-Keith Frost ( while playing Halo3 )

"I'm going to go burn my eyes."

-Keith Frost ( after seeing a disturbing super bowl commercial involving hot pants )

"This is good heroin."

-Keith Frost

"This is an impressive misunderstanding."

-Keith Frost