"It's not like they're splitting atoms. They're fumbling balls!"

-Judi Lin Huffman ( On the NFL draft )

"I think you look like a party waiting to happen... In a good way."

-Judi Lin Huffman

"You know why I like the handicapped restroom stalls?"

-Judi Lin Huffman

"You have enough room to get down and dirty?"

-Dion Midkiff ( Lucky guess )

"That guy is crackin' big time!"

-Judi Lin Huffman ( While pointing at a construction worker who was bending over. )