"Am I crazy, Mom? I may be crazy, but I'm not insane!"

-Jezurich Rieck ( Not wanting to jump a semi-truck toward a crowd of gawking by-standers )

"If you want him destroyed tape him to the bomb!!"

-Jezurich Rieck ( Always good advice )

"If I lived here I would be an AWESOME kid!"

-Jezurich Rieck ( while exploring a light house )

"Mom... Is Dad EVER going to be president?"

-Jezurich Rieck ( Longingly )

"You mean of the United States?"

-Amy Rieck ( Searching for some clarity. )

"Well, screw my giblets! there's a screw in our light! "

-Jezurich Rieck ( He saw a screw in our light... )