"Your feet are so small!"
-Danica Boe
"It's the shoes."
-Jeannie McDougall
"Wow, something smells really good in here."
-Jeannie McDougall
"That's the stuff on my leg."
-Mike Rieck
"That's actually not what I was referring to."
-Jeannie McDougall
"Just because I'm pounding the table and drinking alcohol at the same time doesn't make me drunk!"
-Jeannie McDougall
"I prefer not to look on the bright side of this."
-Jeannie McDougall
"I get half my clothes at Goodwill.........I get the other half at Nordstrom."
-Jeannie McDougall
"Look! She's giving you a lap dance!!"
-Jeannie McDougall ( lily was dancing next to Colby who was sitting down and patting Colby's lap as a drum )
"I was going to say something interesting about underwear, what was it?"
-Jeannie McDougall
"We're louder than the homeless people."
-Jeannie McDougall
"He wasn't naked, he was carrying a leopard print speedo!"
-Jeannie McDougall ( during an uncomfortable time on the hike )
"Next year I'm bringing marshmallows so Mike doesn't have to cook his socks."
-Jeannie McDougall ( during the hike )
"I'll stop while I'm ahead I guess.... Am I ahead?"
-Jeannie McDougall
"Oh! I'm gonna take this opportunity to take my pants off."
-Jeannie McDougall ( during a break on the hike )
"The thing about backwards underwear is it rides a little differently."
-Scott Hamilton ( during the hike )
"I'd say I'd like to see, but I don't think I do."
-Jeannie McDougall
"What if we all just had purses?"
-Jeannie McDougall ( during the hike... they'd have to be roomy )
"Somebody smells good and it's not me."
-Jeannie McDougall ( on the hike )
"I remember stairs!"
-Jeannie McDougall ( was watching a toddler try and walk down some stairs )
"You know what I don't want right now?...Ice cream."
-Jeannie McDougall ( jeannie breaking from character )
"That's goat poop."
-Danica Boe
"I'm glad you know your poops."
-Jeannie McDougall
"Vangie, forget school...come to Vegas!!!"
-Jeannie McDougall
"Jeannie, that's the worst advice ever."
-Danica Boe
"Jeannie, do you want me to quiz you on your chemistry?"
-Danica Boe
"Yeah, I think I'll stand on my head at the same time---you know, multi-task."
-Jeannie McDougall
"Hey, do you know anyone with worms?"
-Jeannie McDougall ( asking Jordan about the nintendo game )
"Wow, what a great memory. And it's not even my memory."
-Jeannie McDougall ( listening to Danica reminiscing )
"Actually, naked people are fun to paint if they're right in front of you. From memory, forget it."
-Jeannie McDougall
"We should all learn sign language. That way, when our mouths are full, we can talk to each other."
-Jeannie McDougall
"You know what sounds really good right now?"
-Jeannie McDougall
"Poop!"
-Danica Boe
"Eli, would you like some coffee?"
-Jeannie McDougall
"Not if you're going to barf in it."
-Eli Rieck
"I'm full of farm crap."
-Jeannie McDougall ( a.k.a. knowledge )
"Sorry I punched you during the game, but it was the only physical contact I thought was appropriate."
-Jeannie McDougall ( to Eli )
"If you use MY snowboard, then we can have fellowship."
-Jeannie McDougall
"Am I both of me?"
-Jeannie McDougall
"She is always grabbing him and he hates it."
-Evangeline Rand ( after viewing a picture of her brother and his wife )
"He hates it when his wife grabs him?"
-Jeannie McDougall
"No, just his man boobs."
-Evangeline Rand
"If you're going to defeat someone, you might as well defeat your foes."
-Jeannie McDougall
"You can't bring your personal beliefs into math."
-Jeannie McDougall
"I think I want to quit because I've learned life's lesson for today."
-Jeannie McDougall
"Are you kidding? I was born on a stick!"
-Jeannie McDougall
"Okay... Can I shoot the kids now?"
-Jeannie McDougall