2008-10-31

"Your feet are so small!"

-Danica Boe

"It's the shoes."

-Jeannie McDougall

2008-02-09

"Wow, something smells really good in here."

-Jeannie McDougall

"That's the stuff on my leg."

-Mike Rieck

"That's actually not what I was referring to."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-11-16

"Just because I'm pounding the table and drinking alcohol at the same time doesn't make me drunk!"

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-11-16

"I prefer not to look on the bright side of this."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-11-11

"I get half my clothes at Goodwill.........I get the other half at Nordstrom."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-11-05

"Look! She's giving you a lap dance!!"

-Jeannie McDougall ( lily was dancing next to Colby who was sitting down and patting Colby's lap as a drum )

2007-08-29

"I was going to say something interesting about underwear, what was it?"

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-08-29

"We're louder than the homeless people."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-07-25

"He wasn't naked, he was carrying a leopard print speedo!"

-Jeannie McDougall ( during an uncomfortable time on the hike )

2007-07-25

"Next year I'm bringing marshmallows so Mike doesn't have to cook his socks."

-Jeannie McDougall ( during the hike )

2007-07-24

"I'll stop while I'm ahead I guess.... Am I ahead?"

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-07-24

"Oh! I'm gonna take this opportunity to take my pants off."

-Jeannie McDougall ( during a break on the hike )

2007-07-24

"The thing about backwards underwear is it rides a little differently."

-Scott Hamilton ( during the hike )

"I'd say I'd like to see, but I don't think I do."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-07-24

"What if we all just had purses?"

-Jeannie McDougall ( during the hike... they'd have to be roomy )

2007-07-21

"Somebody smells good and it's not me."

-Jeannie McDougall ( on the hike )

2007-07-13

"I remember stairs!"

-Jeannie McDougall ( was watching a toddler try and walk down some stairs )

2007-07-07

"You know what I don't want right now?...Ice cream."

-Jeannie McDougall ( jeannie breaking from character )

2007-07-07

"That's goat poop."

-Danica Boe

"I'm glad you know your poops."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-05-07

"Vangie, forget school...come to Vegas!!!"

-Jeannie McDougall

"Jeannie, that's the worst advice ever."

-Danica Boe

2007-04-25

"Jeannie, do you want me to quiz you on your chemistry?"

-Danica Boe

"Yeah, I think I'll stand on my head at the same time---you know, multi-task."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-04-08

"Hey, do you know anyone with worms?"

-Jeannie McDougall ( asking Jordan about the nintendo game )

2007-04-03

"Wow, what a great memory. And it's not even my memory."

-Jeannie McDougall ( listening to Danica reminiscing )

2007-04-03

"Actually, naked people are fun to paint if they're right in front of you. From memory, forget it."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-03-18

"We should all learn sign language. That way, when our mouths are full, we can talk to each other."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-03-11

"You know what sounds really good right now?"

-Jeannie McDougall

"Poop!"

-Danica Boe

2007-03-10

"Eli, would you like some coffee?"

-Jeannie McDougall

"Not if you're going to barf in it."

-Eli Rieck

2007-03-04

"I'm full of farm crap."

-Jeannie McDougall ( a.k.a. knowledge )

2007-03-03

"Sorry I punched you during the game, but it was the only physical contact I thought was appropriate."

-Jeannie McDougall ( to Eli )

2007-02-25

"If you use MY snowboard, then we can have fellowship."

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-01-26

"Am I both of me?"

-Jeannie McDougall

2007-01-17

"She is always grabbing him and he hates it."

-Evangeline Rand ( after viewing a picture of her brother and his wife )

"He hates it when his wife grabs him?"

-Jeannie McDougall

"No, just his man boobs."

-Evangeline Rand

2006-09-14

"If you're going to defeat someone, you might as well defeat your foes."

-Jeannie McDougall

2006-01-11

"You can't bring your personal beliefs into math."

-Jeannie McDougall

2005-12-11

"I think I want to quit because I've learned life's lesson for today."

-Jeannie McDougall

2005-11-12

"Are you kidding? I was born on a stick!"

-Jeannie McDougall

2005-09-04

"Okay... Can I shoot the kids now?"

-Jeannie McDougall