"Your mom's a genius."

-Eli Rieck

"No, she's only a nurse."

-Jayden Dale

"If you blow up in the ocean, your body will never be found."

-Jayden Dale

"I love egg nog."

-Jayden Dale

"Me too because I'm not allergic to it!"

-Jez Dale

"Jayden, that noise sounds like a baby."

-Danica Boe ( while Jayden was throwing a fit )

"I've NEVER been called a baby! Mom says I sound like a two year old! I am MUCH more like a two year old!!!"

-Jayden Dale ( age 7 )