"Jim, the girls are on their way."

-Glenda Rieck

"They better hurry or they'll miss it."

-Jim Rieck ( whose pants are in the dryer, not where they belong )

"Maybe we should put that out."

-Glenda Rieck ( regarding a burning trash can full of fireworks )

"Why?"

-Jim Rieck ( typical Rieck response )

"Because it will set the WHOLE REST OF THE WORLD ON FIRE!"

-Glenda Rieck

"Chad, if you make sounds like that in the bathroom, there needs to be an explanation."

-Eli Rieck

"I'm not so sure."

-Glenda Rieck

"I want this house. Look at that staircase! I'd have to buy a gown just to walk down it."

-Glenda Rieck ( looking at one of those home magazines )

"We'll get you one."

-Jim Rieck

"You know, the first marathon runner died. And people are still running that stupid race!"

-Glenda Rieck

"Hey Mom, have you ever been massaged with butter knives?"

-Chad Rieck

"I don't think I wanna try it."

-Glenda Rieck