"There are girls in this world who don't like to shop."

-Gabe Hudson ( His mom is off shopping again in Disney World. )

"I'd love to marry one of them."

-Zac Hudson

"Every time it looks like this book is going to end it just keeps going."

-Gabe Hudson ( While reading the Never Ending Story )

"Yeah.. it's like it's never ending or something.."

-Olivia Hudson

"Today at school I learned that a figure with 22 sides is called a Icosikaidigon!"

-Gabe Hudson

"Is that a cuss word?"

-Zac Hudson ( Took his older brother until 3rd grade to learn all the bad ones.. )

"Pretty much everything here in Seattle is evil."

-Gabe Hudson ( Stuck in traffic )

"Except for the Seahawks!"

-Gabe Hudson ( After a short delay )

"Even though I'm not wearing underwear I still look totally cool!"

-Gabe Hudson ( Wait.. You're not wearing what? )

"At halftime do the Seahawks go potty?"

-Gabe Hudson ( Concerned )

"It's basically boogers mixed with a cough. "

-Gabe Hudson ( Describing his sickness to his doctor )

"Why won't he let him go? Is he a bad guy?"

-Gabe Hudson ( During his first listen of Bohemian Rhapsody )

"Buddy you have had at least 30 shots and have been fine."

-Joshua Hudson ( Convincing his son his flu shot will be ok )

"I know! But I really don't want to get number 31."

-Gabe Hudson ( Math As A Defense )

"Whenever I get a Skylander, you dump all my coins out!"

-Gabe Hudson ( Money Management )

"Mom, are bowling balls marbles?"

-Gabe Hudson

"Bowling balls are the evolved form of marbles, buddy."

-Olivia Hudson ( Pokemon Logic )

"I can't believe you have a thousand shoes Mom, because you don't have a thousand feet!"

-Gabe Hudson

"If you teeder, then you have to totter!"

-Gabe Hudson ( How the playground works. )

"Buddy! It's time to take a shower!"

-Olivia Hudson ( To her oldest.. )

"But I took a shower LAST year!"

-Gabe Hudson ( Proving his Mom's point. )

"Oh, mom, you can just go look at your phone for a minute."

-Gabe Hudson

"So what you're saying is that you want me to look away long enough for you to do something naughty?"

-Olivia Hudson

". . . Yeah?"

-Gabe Hudson ( We will have to keep an eye on that one.. )

"Hey Gabe, do you like those candy hearts?"

-Joshua Hudson

"They taste like chalk!"

-Gabe Hudson

"Wait. How do you know what chalk tastes like?"

-Joshua Hudson ( Some things are probably best left unasked )

"Buddy, do you need to go potty? Because if you go in the pool the water turns blue."

-Joshua Hudson ( Public Pool Common Knowledge )

"It's turning blue! "

-Gabe Hudson ( Getting carried from pool. )

"First we go potty and then we have some cake!!"

-Gabe Hudson ( Explaining his potty sticker chart )

"Cherries? I love Cherries! They are sweet and fuzzy!"

-Gabe Hudson ( Breakfast Request )

"Do you mean peaches?"

-Olivia Hudson

"Yep!"

-Gabe Hudson

"I not do crazy right now!"

-Gabe Hudson ( The dog was going crazy. )

"Mama, what you doing?"

-Gabe Hudson ( Little minds want to know )

"I'm going to the garage to get a bag of dinner!"

-Olivia Hudson