"Yay Snuggles! You pissed in the basin!"

-Erin Clifton ( snuggles is a cat )

"You don't have a bad memory, you're just old."

-Erin Clifton ( to Danica )

"Why would you guys want to be with any kind of a man?"

-Erin Clifton ( to Amy and Danica after her husband Marcus belched loudly )

"Thanks a lot."

-Marcus Clifton

"Honey, I'm just trying to capitalize on your gas!"

-Erin Clifton

"Danica, our parents are alcoholics, not us...you can have a beer."

-Erin Clifton