"Everything is easier with four hands."

-Dion Midkiff ( And he knows how...? )

"You want to see the Pastrami?"

-Dion Midkiff ( Asked out of the blue )

"You know why I like the handicapped restroom stalls?"

-Judi Lin Huffman

"You have enough room to get down and dirty?"

-Dion Midkiff ( Lucky guess )

"You're young and you're strong but by the end of this you'll be weak and old."

-Dion Midkiff ( On parenthood )

"Don't worry, I didn't wash my hands. "

-Dion Midkiff ( Not helping )

"You only feel as old as you feel."

-Dion Midkiff ( a depressing truth )

"You only feel as old as you feel."

-Dion Midkiff ( a depressing truth )