"Don't worry, you will shop with hairy pitted women."

-Colby Robinson ( referring to shopping at the co-op )

"That's pretty close up. Good thing they're good looking."

-Colby Robinson ( during a movie on Scott's Wall )

"You have Indian breath."

-Colby Robinson

"That's the pot callin' the kettle black."

-Danica Boe

"Does that mean I have viking breath?"

-Evangeline Rand

"You have Swedish breath...viking breath could not be good."

-Colby Robinson

"I know how to speak in Hondur."

-Danica Boe ( referring to some characters who were from Honduras on the show "Heroes )

"You mean, Spanish??"

-Colby Robinson

"Guess what I'm thinking."

-Danica Boe

"You're thinking about...PEAS!"

-Colby Robinson

"OH MAN! I was thinking about how I have to PEE!!!"

-Danica Boe

"This is like...Dr.Dre! He's like...SO good!"

-Colby Robinson ( to Danica while turning up her car radio )

"Hey look--it's Wallet and Gromice!"

-Evangeline Rand

"You mean Wallace and Gromit??"

-Colby Robinson

"You are what you eat."

-Evangeline Rand

"Ha, ha. Then you're a lamb!"

-Colby Robinson

"I'm a dead lamb in sauce."

-Evangeline Rand

"Yum, this mango lassi is good!"

-Evangeline Rand

"I just had mango before we got here."

-Colby Robinson

"Your Mom's a mango."

-Evangeline Rand

"I feel like snack food, not food food."

-Colby Robinson

"That's the point of the pancake on a stick!"

-Scotty Boe

"Jeannie, you're oozin' again."

-Colby Robinson

"If my mom was here I know exactly what she'd be saying, "You shouldn't be drinking juice right before bed, it's bad for your teeth."

-Colby Robinson

"But you're an adult, you live on your own. You can be irresponsible."

-Danica Boe

"That's right! I can pay for my own cavities, Dang it!"

-Colby Robinson

"I made a DECISION today! ... I MIGHT apply..."

-Colby Robinson ( who couldn't finish due to all the laughing that broke out )

"Does anyone know if we have everything to make chocolate chip cookies?"

-Colby Robinson

"I don't think we have chocolate chips. We could make Snickerdoodles!"

-Evangeline Rand

"SNICKERDOODLES MY ASS!!!"

-Colby Robinson

"That was a spicy piece, just like you."

-Colby Robinson ( to danica, while eating beef jerky )

"I'm so glad I'm a grownup."

-Colby Robinson

"I like driving to Shelton!"

-Colby Robinson

"That's a scary voice."

-Colby Robinson

"It's just my burping voice, Colby."

-Danica Boe

"What if someone...I mean, it would be weird, but what if someone gave birth to a little cub? I'm serious! It would be so cute. It would hurt like a (beep), but it would sure be cute."

-Colby Robinson

"Oh, I didn't realize we were twins today."

-Colby Robinson ( to Vangie )

"You know what we don't do anymore in this house? Pranks."

-Colby Robinson

"You know what we don't do anymore in this house? Pranks."

-Colby Robinson

"I think I'm middleschmerzing."

-Colby Robinson

"It's weird that both you and Mike have a Willie."

-Colby Robinson

""He's good looking, and that's all that matters.""

-Colby Robinson ( regarding a checker at Safeway )

""He's good looking, and that's all that matters.""

-Colby Robinson ( regarding a checker at Safeway )

"Jeannie, why do you look like that?"

-Colby Robinson