"Two ears. One mouth. That means more listening and less talking."

-Christina Roth ( TJ was talking over her )

"Sit up, Caitlin!"

-Christina Roth

"You're supposed to pinch my butt --with your finger nails."

-Caitlin Roth

"If it weren't for the razor I'd be a very hairy woman."

-Christina Roth

"I was just remembering the time your brother called me a jerk. That's something I will always cherish."

-Christina Roth

"You just want to see me lose my banana, don't you?"

-Christina Roth

"Now I've gotta shave my pants."

-Christina Roth

"I'm not a walking chocolate bar, Eli!"

-Christina Roth

"You're like a walrus with a cute head."

-Christina Roth

"I hardly have the energy to be cranky. Maybe that's why I'm cranky."

-Christina Roth