"That doesn’t seem like something you should say out loud."

-Mike Sheppard ( About a term for train hopping hobos )

"Well that’s what they were!!"

-Brian Blood

"It’s like being buried in cotton balls. You’ll be OK."

-Brian Blood ( On tumbleweeds covering cars in the freeway. )

"I’ve got this ice pack warmed up..."

-Brian Blood ( So it’s a water pack? )

"Auto generated code IS A DEMON!"

-Brian Blood ( It’s not his best work but it is what was said. )

"Napping is VERY similar to programming."

-Brian Blood

"You jimmied the lock and there was a midget."

-Brian Blood

"Nope! You’re being exploited. Get back in your cage."

-Brian Blood

"I have the worst of the mild headaches. Know what I mean? Epically mild headache."

-Brian Blood

"As soon as they allow a dog to vote I’m moving out. I’ll move to the moon if I have to."

-Brian Blood ( On anthropomorphizing animals )

"Your world view must just be hell."

-Brian Blood ( To a colleague who only gets news from headlines )

"You’re not wrong, but you’re not nice."

-Brian Blood ( Emotional as usual )

"This is a brilliant idea that I just had."

-Brian Blood ( About Mike’s idea )

"You’re a remarkably ignorant individual. No offense."

-Brian Blood ( The ‘No Offense’ makes this ok. )

"You can’t really hurt children. I drop my children on their heads all the time."

-Brian Blood

"I don't want to be chasing my pants around in the parking lot. "

-Brian Blood ( On plastic pants. )

"My wife made fun of my face. "

-Brian Blood

"This is what happens when you get old - you injure yourself sleeping. "

-Brian Blood

"I don't trust you to dig through your poop and not get me involved somehow "

-Brian Blood

"When do we stop talking?"

-Brian Blood ( During an uncomfortable conversation )

"If your company is run by the original vampire Cain then you're going to come out with some strange RPGs."

-Joshua Hudson

"FACT"

-Brian Blood