"Is that considered a diet if you're in a coma?"

-Brad Glass ( coworker of Eli )

"If you ever get pulled over by a state trooper who has a Hitler mustache... you're in more trouble than you bargained for."

-Brad Glass ( talking about Client SB2's shaving debaucle wherein he thought he looked like a state trooper... but he didn't )

"Can fish vomit?"

-Brad Glass