"I've decided we're complimentarian."

-Mike Rieck ( Feeling in charge! )

"Hahaha! That's not how it works."

-Amy Rieck ( Being egalitarian )

"The bad thing about being sick, though, is you don't feel good."

-Amy Rieck

"Well, that's what happens when you give the babies the car keys!"

-Amy Rieck ( Passing on her motherly wisdom to her daughters. )

"Mama, is there super-hyoes in the wold?"

-Sarah Rieck

"Daddy is a super-hero."

-Amy Rieck

"But he's not wearing a blankie!"

-Sarah Rieck

"You guys could sit on your dad's roof, drink beer, and shoot deer."

-Amy Rieck ( Reminding her husband why he married her. )

"Mike, if you start rolling in your pee, I'm not going to find you any more attractive."

-Amy Rieck ( Mike was considering some courting methods practiced among bison. )

"Mom... Is Dad EVER going to be president?"

-Jezurich Rieck ( Longingly )

"You mean of the United States?"

-Amy Rieck ( Searching for some clarity. )

"Oh, I guess your diaper wasn't on tight enough. Kind of reminiscent of my water breaking."

-Amy Rieck